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Q: What is the first thing that goes through a bug’s mind as it hits your windshield?

A: Its ass


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Turtle Crossing

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Why did the turtle cross the street?

To get to the Shell station.


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    Gay Dentist

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    Q. What do you call a gay dentist?

    A. A tooth-fairy


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    NEBRASKA FOOTBALL SUCKS!!!!!

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    What do a possem and the Nebraska football team have in common?

    They play dead at home and get killed on the road


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    Girls with college boyfriends!

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    One day a girl went to the doctor’s office to get a physical. When she took off her shirt the doctor noticed an “A” imprinted on her stomach.

    So, he said to the girl, “Why in the world is there an “A” on your stomach?”

    The girl replied, “Well, my boyfriend came home from Arizona State College to visit me, and we got at it so hard his sweatshirt left it on my stomach.

    The doctor was amazed!!

    Then, the next day another girl comes in with an “M” on her stomach, so the doctor looks at her in disgust and says, “Let me guess, your boyfriend from Minnesota State came to visit you last night.”

    The girl was really confused and said… “Minnesota??? My boyfriend goes to Wisconsin !!”


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