O.J. AND BASEBALL
Posted in Questions AnswersQ: WHY DID O.J. PLAY FOOTBALL INSTEAD OF BASEBALL?
A: BECAUSE THE GLOVES WOULDN’T FIT.
Q: WHY DID O.J. PLAY FOOTBALL INSTEAD OF BASEBALL?
A: BECAUSE THE GLOVES WOULDN’T FIT.
Why can’t the witch have babies?
Because her boyfriend has a Hallo-weenie!
Q: How can you tell when a moth farts?
A: It flys straight !!
Q: How are eskimos and zip-lock bags alike?
A: They both like tight seals!
What is green and is the “King of Rock ‘n Roll”?
Elvis Parsley