girls & rocks
Posted in Questions Answerswhat is a similarity between a girl and a rock?………..
………If they are flat, you can skip ‘em.
what is a similarity between a girl and a rock?………..
………If they are flat, you can skip ‘em.
Q. What do Star Trek and a roll of toilet paper have in common?
A. They both hang around Uranus, looking for Klingons.
why did the rocket lose his job??
because he was fired
Q: How many yuppies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Yuppies screw in hot tubs.
Q. Why do women prefer men that are not circumcised?
A. Because they like to “Rrrroll up the Rrrrim to win”