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girls & rocks

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what is a similarity between a girl and a rock?………..

………If they are flat, you can skip ‘em.


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Star Trek

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Q. What do Star Trek and a roll of toilet paper have in common?

A. They both hang around Uranus, looking for Klingons.


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    the rocket

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    why did the rocket lose his job??

    because he was fired


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    Light Bulbs and Yuppies

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    Q: How many yuppies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    A: None. Yuppies screw in hot tubs.


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    circumcise??

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    Q. Why do women prefer men that are not circumcised?

    A. Because they like to “Rrrroll up the Rrrrim to win”


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