Questions Answers Jokes

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

Mostly you only get an onion with a tail but every once in awhile you get a piece of ass that will bring a tear to
your eye…..

Q: What’s the difference between Captain Kirk and a piece of toilet paper?

A: There is no difference. They both go to Uranus and fight Klingons.

Q: Why is Santa so jolly?

A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs:

Pulled behind a boat?

Skip

On a Ledge?

Cliff

In a Hole?

Phil

Sitting on a grill with his wife?

Frank and Patty

Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?

A: How can you breathe through that thing?