Questions Answers Jokes

Q: Why dosn’t Smokey the Bear have any children?

A: Because every time Mrs. Smokey Bear gets hot, he hits her with a shovel and throws dirt on her!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to.

Q: What do you get when a gay man cums?

A: Fruit Juice!!!!!!

Isn’t that funny? I made that up all by myself!

What College did Latrell Spreewell attend?

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I.CHOKE.U.

What did the priest say when he saw mosquitoes in church?

Let us spray.

Why did the witches stop work?

Because they needed to rest a spell.

Why are people fatter In the morrning?

They are WIDE awake.

What shape is an empty parrot cage?

A polygon

What would a lawyer do if his wife pushes him down the tollet?

Sewer

Where do you buy rude T-shirts?

The menSWEAR department

What type of cowboy lends money?

A lone (loan) ranger

What type of exercises do cats do?

Puss ups

Where do cooks keep their Knickers?

In the PANTry

Why don’t actors like having a bald head?

They can’t get a part.

Why wouldn’t the bank give the rabbit a housing loan?

He had burrowed enough already!