Tony
Posted in Questions AnswersQ: Do you know why so many Italian men are named Tony ?
A: Because when they get on the boat to come to America, they stamp “TO NY” on their forehead !
Q: Do you know why so many Italian men are named Tony ?
A: Because when they get on the boat to come to America, they stamp “TO NY” on their forehead !
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