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Posted in Questions AnswersWhat did the number 0 say to 8?
“I like your belt.”
Q: What happens to lawyers when they take viagra?
A: They get taller
Why did the orange stop crossing the road?
Because it ran out of juice
Q: What did the chicken say when she saw the scrambled eggs?
A: There go my crazy mixed up kids.
Q: What’s long and green, goes like this, (wriggle hand like a snake) and has an ass-hole every 3 feet?
Answer: A St. Patrick’s Day Parade