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numbers

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What did the number 0 say to 8?

“I like your belt.”


lawyers & viagra

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Q: What happens to lawyers when they take viagra?

A: They get taller


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  • juice

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    Why did the orange stop crossing the road?
    Because it ran out of juice


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  • scrambled eggs

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    Q: What did the chicken say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

    A: There go my crazy mixed up kids.


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  • Begorah!

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    Q: What’s long and green, goes like this, (wriggle hand like a snake) and has an ass-hole every 3 feet?

    Answer: A St. Patrick’s Day Parade


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