Questions Answers Jokes

Q: DO YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A WOMEN AND A WASHING MACHINE?

A: YOU CAN PUT A LOAD IN A WASHING MACHINE AND IT WONT FOLLOW YOU AROUND FOR A WEEK!

What does an impotent man eat for breakfast?

Nut ‘n Raisin Honey

Q.)What did Helen Keller’s parents do when she was bad?
A.) They rearranged the furniture!

Q.) What did Helen Keller’s parents do when she was really bad?
A.) The stomped on her Braille books with golf shoes!

Q.) What did Helen Keller’s parents do when she was really really bad?
A.) They left the plunger in the toilet!

Q.) Why couldn’t Helen Keller drive?
A.) She was a woman!

What is the difference between David Beckham and a diamond ring?

They both come in a posh box!!

What’s the German word for constipation?

Farfrompoopin.