Questions Answers Jokes

Why are men like toilets?

Because they are either engaged or full of shit!

What do fat girls and mopeds have in common?

They are both a lot of fun to ride until your friends see ya!

What has 3 balls and is from outer space?

ET the Extra Testicle.

There is this man sitting a the bar when the most beautiful woman he has ever seen walk in. So he pops two tic-tac and walks over to her.

“Lets cut the small talk, so your place or mine?” he says

She looks at him and replies “Mine.” So he gets into his car and she gets into her car and the go over to her place. When they get up to her apartment he walks in and sees all these dicks hanging on the walls.

He jumps back and cries, “What the hell is going on here?”

She answers him, “If you don’t satsify me that’s where your going to hang. So how do you want it?”

The man thinks for a minute and tells her to go into the bedroom, turn out the lights and get naked. When she goes into the bedroom he goes back down to his car and gets this big mother watermelon out of truck. He goes back up to her place and knocks on the bedroom door.

“Are you ready?” he asks.

“Yes,” she replies.

So he goes into the room and starts to pump her with the watermelon. She is just screaming her lungs out loving every minute of it. This goes on for an hour or so.

When he finishes, he asks her, “So how was that?”

The woman catches her breath and says, “Ahhh nothing like a good fingering before a fuck!!!!!”

What it is hairy outside, wet inside, starts with the letter “C” and ends with “T”?

[A coconut]