Religious Jokes

Question: Why are married women heavier than single women?

Answer: Single women come home, see what’s in the frige and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in the bed and go to the fridge.

Why does O. J. Simpson’s mom always invite him to
Thanksgiving dinner?

Because he is the only one who can cut white meat.

Peter Peter pumpkin eater saw this girl but couldn’t meet her.
Saw her brother one fine day, sucked his dick and now he’s gay.

A man visiting his old grandmother in a nursing home says to her, “Do you know who I am?”

“No,” she replies, “but ask the nurse — she’ll tell you.”

If a RAM is a GOAT and an ASS is a DONKEY, how come a RAM in the ASS is a GOOSE?