Yo Mama Jokes

yo mama is so fat when she jumped she got lost in space.

yo mamma is so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone.

yo mamma is so fat, everytime she wears red, all the neighborhood people come out singing, “go koolaid, go koolaid”.

yo mamma is so fat, that when one day while she was bungee jumping in a yellow suit, someone said, “oh my god, someone do something! the sun is falling!”

A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch. He doesn’t usually help many people so he drives on by.

Then he notices that a pretty woman is the driver so he goes back to help. As he is hooking his truck to her car he says, “You know, you are the first pregnant woman I’ve ever helped out of a ditch”.

“But I’m not pregnant,” she says.

“Well you’re not out of the ditch yet,” he says.

your mama was so ugly as a child her mom had to feed her with a sling shot.

Your mama is so fat that she left stretch marks in the tub