Yo Mama Jokes

A man was standing on a train platform seeing the train off, and he observed someone near him shouting at one of the departing passengers, “Goodbye! Your wife is a great lay! Your wife is a great lay!”

He was stunned.

After the train pulled away, he walked over to the man who’d been shouting and asked, ‘Exuse me, sir. Did I hear you correctly? Did you tell that man his wife is a great lay?’

The other man shrugged. ‘Yes,’ he said, ‘but it isn’t really true. I just didn’t want to hurt his feelings’.

Your mama is so dumb … after purchasing a donut, she discovered it had a hole and took it back to the store.

One day a girl went to the doctor’s office to get a physical. When she took off her shirt the doctor noticed an “A” imprinted on her stomach.

So, he said to the girl, “Why in the world is there an “A” on your stomach?”

The girl replied, “Well, my boyfriend came home from Arizona State College to visit me, and we got at it so hard his sweatshirt left it on my stomach.

The doctor was amazed!!

Then, the next day another girl comes in with an “M” on her stomach, so the doctor looks at her in disgust and says, “Let me guess, your boyfriend from Minnesota State came to visit you last night.”

The girl was really confused and said… “Minnesota??? My boyfriend goes to Wisconsin !!”

Yo mamma so stupid, that she got locked in Food Mart and thought she was going to starve to death!

Yo mama so damn fat, when she went to Sea World, they paid her!