(7 votes, average: 2.71 out of 5)
Loading ...Yo mama is so stupid that she dialed 911 on the microwave.
Yo mama is so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama is so stupid she got locked in a Grocery store and starved.
Yo mama is so stupid she got locked in the Bathroom and peeded in her pants.
(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5) Loading ...John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help noticing how beautiful John’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom’s thoughts, John volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates.”
About a week later, Julie came to John and said, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?” John said, “Well, I doubt it, but I’ll write her a letter just to be sure.” So he sat down and wrote: “Dear Mother, I’m not saying you ‘did’ take a gravy ladle from my house, and I’m not saying you ‘did not’ take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.”
Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: “Dear Son, I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with Julie, and I’m not saying that you ‘do not’ sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom”
(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5) Loading ...Yo mama’s so slutty, I could of been your daddy but the dog beat me upstairs!
Yo mama’s so slutty, I could’ve been yo daddy but the guy behind me had the right change!
(1 votes, average: 2 out of 5) Loading ...yo mama so stupid she walked by the YMCA and said,look honey somebody spelled macy wrong.
(13 votes, average: 3.62 out of 5) Loading ...1. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section?” She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
2. Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
3. Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
4. Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as “4’s”?
5.. Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
6. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
7. Should you trust a stockbroker who’s married to a travel agent?
8. Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
9. Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?
10. If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
11. Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
12. How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
13. Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
14. Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
15. Why are they called apartments, when they’re all stuck together?
16. Isn’t the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?
17. Sooner or later, doesn’t EVERYONE stop smoking?
