Yo Mama Jokes

Your mama so stupid she had a peephole put in a glass door.

Your mamas so old,

She invented life.

Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on a scale it says, “To be continued”

Yo mama is sooo fat, when she sits around the house, SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo Mama is so fat, when she steps on the scale it says, “One at a time please”

Your momma ain’t got no hands, your father ain’t got no eyes, and your mother told your father she was going to smack him and your father said, “I wanna see you do it.”

True Story.

In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and finger to simulate a gun but, unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket.