Yo Mama Jokes

Yo Mama So Fat

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Yo mama so fat she could sell shade


your mama so ugly

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your mama is so ugly I just forgot the joke.


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  • Interactive Viagra joke

    Posted in True Stories, Yo Mama
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    Today’s joke is interactive and
    requires the use of Microsoft Word 97.

    1) Go into Microsoft Word 97. Create a new sheet.

    2) On the sheet, type the words “unable to find my Viagra”

    3) Highlight the entire line you typed in.

    4) Go to your menu bar.

    5) Select Tools, Thesaurus.
    (Sometimes it is Tools, Language, Thesaurus)

    6) Look what it says.


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  • yo mama so black

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    Yo mama is so black, when I look at her I think I’m asleep.


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  • Your Mama so fat

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    Your mama is so fat when she bends over it is always a very full moon.


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