Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama so fat, her cereal boal comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mama so fat, her picture takes two frames.
Yo mama so fat, when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 10 years!
Yo mama so fat, whether she lays down or stands up her height is the same!
Yo mama so fat, when she hauls ass she needs volunteers!
Yo mama so fat, if ya yell “KOOL AID” she comes crashing through the wall.
Yo mama so fat, when she runs the CD player skips…..at the radio station!

A masterful forger, this guy definitely was not.

News of the Weird reports that in March 1996, 18-year-old dock worker at Roadway Express in Dallas was arrested at a local Western Union and charged with forgery after improperly trying to cash a check made out to his employer.
The man produced a photo ID that gave his name as Mr. Roadway V. Express.

After questioning him, the Western Union manager said, “OK, Mr. Express, I’ll be right back (with the money)” and then called police.

Your mama is so poor, for Christmas, she bought you a tape of children playing with toys.

Your mama is so black when she steps out the car, the oil light goes on.

Your mama’s like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw.

Your mama’s like Walmart, buy one get one free.

1) Yo mama is so stupid she looks behind her before hitting the backspace key.
2) Yo mama so stupid she put on a bathing suit before surfing the web.
3) Yo mama so ugly the glare screen protects the computer from her.

Yo mama is so fat….. When she jumped out of my birthday cake I wanted my money back.

Yo mama wear so much make up last time we went to the circus they let her in free cause they thought she was part of the clown act.

Yo mama is so fat she buys lingerie at Sea World