Yo Mama Jokes

Ya mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Your mamma is so fat she wore a yellow dress to the bus station, bent over and everybody got in.

yo’mama is so nasty, she got fired from her job at the sperm bank … for drinking on the job.

Yo mamma so fat, she got hit by a bus and said stop pushing

Your mama’s so nasty that when she goes to a hair salon, she says she needs a trim and opens up her shirt!

Your mama’s so nasty she slows down Speed-Stick!!

Your mama’s nose so big she makes Pinnochio look like a cat!

Your mama’s so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Your mama’s so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!

Your mama’s so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors!

Your mama’s so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says, “Okay!”

Your mama’s so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

Your mama’s so fat chap-stick had to invent a spray!

Your mama’s so fat that when she bungee jumped she went straight to hell!

Your mama’s so fat she uses a matress for a tampon!

Your mama’s so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot-out.

Your mama’s so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif!

Your mama’s so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

Your mama’s so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!!

Your mama’s so short she does backflips under the bed.