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Loading ...Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One old lady turns to the other and asks, “Do you still get horny?”
The other replies, “Oh, sure I do.”
The first old lady asks, “What do you do about it?”
The second old lady replies, “I suck a lifesaver.”
After a few moments, the first old lady asks……”Who drives you to the beach?”
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...your momma’s so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
(1 votes, average: 2 out of 5) Loading ...Note: This is an exact replication of National Public Radio (NPR)interview
between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald, who was about to
sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: “So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?”
GENERAL REINWALD: “We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and
shooting.”
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: “Shooting! that’s a bit irresponsible, isn’t it?”
GENERAL REINWALD: “I don’t see why, they’ll be properly supervised on the rifle range.”
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: “Don’t you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?”
GENERAL REINWALD: “I don’t see how; we will be teaching them proper rifle
discipline before they even touch a firearm.”
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: “But you’re equipping them to become violent killers.”
GENERAL REINWALD: “Well, you’re ‘equipped’ to be a prostitute, but you’re not one, are you?”
The radio went silent and the interview ended.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...Yo mama so dumb I told her to look around for a thesaurus and she say I thought dinosaurs were extinct.
