Yo Mama Jokes

A True Remarkable Occurrence:

Two gangsters, James Gallo and Joe Conigliaro, set about to murder a stool pigeon, Vinny Ensulo, alias Vinnie Ba Ba, alias Vincent Ennsie.

On November 1, 1973 they jumped him on Columbia Street, Brooklyn, and took him for a ride. Gallo pointed a gun at his head from the right, and Conigliaro covered him from the left. The car swerved violently. The two gangsters shot each other.

The New York Daily News described the sequel: “Concigliaro, hit in the spine, was paralyzed. Every year after that Vinny Ensulo sent wheelchair batteries to Conigliaro. A small card with the batteries always said, ‘Keep rolling, from your best pal, Vinny Ba Ba.’”

yo mama is so black when she get out of her car the oil light comes on.

Yo family is so poor, i was at your house and i had to use the bathroom, and your mama said “third bucket on the left.”

Yo family is so poor, i stepped on a cigarette in the floor, and your mama said “who turned down the heat?”

Yo family is so poor, i was riding on a skateboard i found in your front yard, and your mama came out and said, “get off the family car!”

Yo mama is so old that when Moses was parting the Red Sea, she was on the other side fishing.

Yo mama is so ugly, “Gorillas in the Mist” was taped in her shower.

Did you hear what happened when the hotel caught fire?

“Some come a-running, and some run a-cumming.”

Yo Mama’s like a hardware store. Five cents for a screw!