Yo Mama Jokes

yo mama sooo nasty I went over to her house and ask what’s for dinner she open her legs and said “Crabs.”

1) Yo momma’s so fat she’s got more crack than Harlem!
2) Yo momma’s so stupid she tried to take a Chia pet for a walk!
3) Yo momma’s so stupid she thought Hamburger Helper came with somebody!
4) Yo momma’s arm pits are so hairy she looks like she has Don King in a headlock!
5) Yo momma’s so cheap she charged admission to the Thanksgiving dinner!
6) Yo momma’s so stupid she tried to study for a blood test!
7) Yo momma’s so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for hours cause it said concentrate! Yo momma’s so stupid she owns a video on how to fix your broken VCR!
9) Yo momma’s so stupid she bought a book on how to read!
10) Yo momma’s so ugly when she was born they had to bring in a vet, a scientist, and the X-Files cast to figure out what she was!
11) Yo momma’s so stupid she thought football was a knew sexual position!
12) Yo momma’s so stupid she waited for hours because a traffic sign said stop!
13) Yo momma’s so stupid she thought she could be saved at an Anaheim Angels baseball game!
14) Yo momma’s so stupid she said she felt bad for the men who had to crush their nuts to make peanut butter!
15) Yo momma’s so ugly her family reunions are at the zoo!

Yo mama is so black… she can play a Ninja naked.

Yo mamma so fat, that when I fucked her ass the other night, I had to slap her ass and ride the wave in!

Two Michigan robbers charged into a Detroit music store, waving their guns. “Nobody moves!” one of the robbers ordered. The second robber then moved - and the first shot him in the head.

A Turkish farmer was taken to the hospital with severe stomach pains. The doctor then discovered that he had ingested pesticide. The Doctor however noticed that it was in too small an amount to be suicidal. So he asked the Farmer why he did so. The farmer had a good reason. He had accidentally swallowed a fly. “I wanted to kill it before it reproduced in me.”

A man was out hunting in Arizona when he accidentally shot himself in the leg. Keeping his head about him, he realized that the best way to get help to alert other hunters in the area - so he fired his gun again to attract attention. Unfortunately, he shot himself in the other leg.

A man in the Amazon forest was fishing in the river. His lure snagged on a branch. As he yanked his lure, it came loose and hit a hive of bees. He ran and ran and tried to escape the bees. But the bees still followed him. So he jumped into the river. Where he was promptly eaten by piranhas.