Yo Mama Jokes

your moma is so fat when it rains she has to go inside the house so the yard can get watered.

Yo mama so ugly, yo papa takes her to work so he don’t need to kiss her goodbye!

Yo mama is so stupid she bought a solar powered flash light.

* Your mama so skinny her nipples touch.

* Your Mama feet so big she went into a shoe store and asked for a size eleven box.

* Your Mama so fat when she ran away from home they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Your momas teeth so rottin,

When she smile her teeth look likie dice!