Yo Mama Jokes

Your moma is so fat, when she went swimming at the beach, the whales started singing “We are family!”

A guy comes up to a friend in his class.
“Why were you so busy yesterday?”
“I was practicing.”
“Oh yeah, practicing what?”
“Jo Mama!”

Your momma’s so fat that instead of perfume she uses room deodorizer!

Your momma’s so fat that she stepped on a dog’s tail and now we call him “Beaver”!

yo mama so black, when she gets out of her car the oil light comes on.

Your mama is so stupid she wrote a how to read book.