Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama is so fat last time she saw 90210 it was on the bathroom scale!!!!

Your mama is so dumb,

She sold her car for gas money!

An old man and a old woman get married. After the reception, they go to their hotel room. The old man is waiting in bed as his new wife removes her clothes.

As soon as she is ready, she says, “Now, we have to be careful, I have acute angina.”

The old man says, “You better, because you sure have some ugly tits!!”

Yo Mamma’s so fat every time she turns around it’s her birthday!

Your Momma’s a lot like a Field Goal… She’s good!!!

Your Momma’s a lot like 1-800-COLLECT, Fast, Easy, Cheap!

Your Momma’s a lot like Sprint, 15 cents a minute!

Your Momma’s a lot like Hostess Chips, She’s the stuff!!!