C.A.T.S.

* Missing your cat? Try looking under my tires.
* I love cats … dead ones
* I love cats … they taste just like chicken
* Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
* So many recipes, so few cats.
* Cats… the other white meat.
* The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
* I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
* Save a mouse… Eat pussy!
* P.E.T.A.: People Eating Tasty Animals
* If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
* I love animals. They taste great.
* Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

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