Caught
One day a woman came home to find her husband in bed with another woman. She was furious. The husband saw her and asked to explain:
“As I was coming home from work I saw this woman on the side of the road freezing. I brought her home and fed her the food that I made. You didn’t want it because it wasn’t perfect. Then I gave her one of your shirts and a pair of pants you never wear because it’s out of style. I then gave her a pair of shoes that I gave you for your birthday because they’re not your color. She then asked if you had anything else that you never used….”