Cavity of the Decayed

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“Open wider,” requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. “HOLY MOSES!” he said, startled. “You’ve got the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen!–the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen!”

“Ok, Doc!” replied the patient. “I’m scared enough without your saying something like that TWICE!”

“I didn’t!” said the dentist. “That was the echo.”

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