Cemetery Drunks
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Loading ...Three drunk Irishmen were rambling through a cemetery in search of the oldest person buried there. One Blasted Bloke, Shamus, yells out, “Here’s a fella that died when he was 145 years old!”
“What was his name?” asks Paddy.
Shamus lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, “Miles, from Dublin.”