Chainsaw

This fellow is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about various models. The dealer tells him, “Look, I have lots of models, but why don’t you save yourself a lot of time and aggravation and get the top-of-the-line model. You can’t go wrong with this chainsaw, and it will cut a hundred cords of wood for you in one day.

So, the man takes the chainsaw home and begins working on the trees. After cutting for several hours and only cutting two cords, he decides to quit. He thinks there is something wrong with the chainsaw. “How can I cut for hours and only cut two cords?” the man asks himself.

So, the next morning, the man gets up a 4 a.m. and cuts and cuts till nightfall, and still he has only managed to cut five cords. He is convinced this is a defective saw. “The dealer told me it would cut one hundred cords of wood in a day with no problem. I will take this saw back to the dealer in the morning,” he says to himself.

The very next day, the man brings the saw back to the dearler and explains the problem. The dealer, baffled by the man’s claim, removes the chainsaw from the case. The dealer says, “Hmmm, it looks fine to me.”

Then the dealer starts the chainsaw, to which the man responds, “What’s that noise?”

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