Change of Instruments

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My dad bought my mom a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, I asked Dad how she was doing with it.

“Oh,” said my dad, “I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet.”

“How come?” I asked.

“Well,” he answered “because with a clarinet she can’t sing . . .”

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