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One night a guy walked into a bar and asked the bartender for 12 shots of whiskey.

When the bartender handed them over, the guy drank them in 10 seconds.

When the bartender asked why he was drinking so fast, he replied, “You would too if you had what I got.”

The bartender asked, “What do you got?”

The guy paused for a moment and then said, “35 cents!”

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