Checkout Line Argument

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In a checkout line the other day, this couple was arguing about whose turn it was to pay. The clerk was kind of half listening until she heard the lady say to the guy, “Stop being a scrote.”

With a furrowed brow, the clerk asked, “What is a scrote?”

Without missing a beat, the lady responded, “Short for scrotum. He is somewhere between a prick and an asshole.”

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