Cheese Sandwich

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A guy walks into a bar and notices a sign hanging over the mirror. The sign reads:

Bottle of Beer $ 2.00
Cheese Sandwich $ 3.00
Hand Job $10.00

He looks around and notices a beautiful blonde behind the counter and he calls her over.

“Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?”

She lowers her eyelids and purrs a response, “Why, yes sir, I am.”

“Well then wash your damn hands, I want a cheese sandwich!”

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