Cheese Sandwich
A guy walks into a bar and notices a sign hanging over the mirror. The sign reads:
Bottle of Beer $ 2.00
Cheese Sandwich $ 3.00
Hand Job $10.00
He looks around and notices a beautiful blonde behind the counter and he calls her over.
“Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?”
She lowers her eyelids and purrs a response, “Why, yes sir, I am.”
“Well then wash your damn hands, I want a cheese sandwich!”