Chelsea’s Wisdom
Vice President Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One.
Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, “You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make someone very happy.”
Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, “Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy.”
Hillary tosses her perfectly coifed hair and says, “Of
course, then, I could throw one hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy.”
Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, “I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy.”