Chemistry

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A young college girl is studying in the library for a final exam when she is approached by a very tall and attractive young man.

He sits down next to her and interrupts her study every five minutes or so to ask her questions. After about an hour of studying, and being interrupted, the young girl realizes that the young man is an idiot, and decides to go back to her room to study.

As she stands up to leave, the young man asks her if she would like to go with him to a party at his fraternity house. She politely refuses, but he continues to pester her and demands to know why not.

“I’m sorry, but there just isn’t any Chemistry between us,” she explains kindly.

“Well, what do you mean by that?” he asks.

Exasperated, she looks him dead in the eyes and says, “Let me put it to you this way… You’re not getting into the lab!”

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