Chet’s Nuts
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Loading ...It was Christmas time and Jim wanted to buy a nice present for his girlfriend. He walked into a pet shop and walked up to the front counter.
“Excuse me, sir, but do you have any special pets?” Jim asked the man
“Why yes right over there.” He pointed to a small parrot perched on a wooden stick inside a cage in the corner. “His name is CHET.”
“Well, what does this bird do that is so special??” Jim asked.
“Take this lighter, and put in under the bird’s right foot,” the man told him.
Jim did so and as soon as he flicked the lighter on, the bird started to sing Jingle bells.
“WOW, that’s cool!”
“That’s not all,” the man said. “Do the same thing with his left foot.”
Jim did as he said and stuck the lighter under the bird’s left foot. This time when Jim filcked the lighter on, the bird sang Frosty the Snowman.
“WOW,” Jim said again, “This is a talented bird.”
The man took the lighter from Jim and said, “Watch this.”
The man took the lighter put it between the bird’s legs and flicked it on.
Jim’s eyes were wide open and he heard the bird start singing, “CHET’S NUTS ROASTING ON A OPEN FIRE…”