Chicken Breeding
One day, this lady decided to breed chickens. She found out, though, that she was unlucky in this hobby. Finally, she wrote to the Department of agriculture, hoping to get some helpful advice.
Her letter read, “Dear Sir or Madam, every morning when I go to check on my prize chickens, I always find one or two of them lying all stiff and cold on the ground with their legs in the air. Would you please be kind enough to tell me what’s wrong?”
About a week later, she recieved a reply letter that read, “Dear Madam, Your chickens are dead.”