chicken truck
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Loading ...One day this guy was driving a truck with his new pet parrot. He sees a hitch-hiker and pulls over to pick her up, but right before the girl gets in, the parrot says, “No fuck, no ride!” Horrified, the girl runs away.
The truck driver says to the parrot, “That wasn’t nice!” He sees another girl goes to pick her up and the same thing happens.
This time the truck driver says, “If you do that one more time I’m going to shove you in the back with the chickens!”
Of course the parrot does it again, so the truck driver shoves him in the back with the chickens. After a few miles, a cop pulls him over and the truck driver says, “Was I speeding, officer?”
The cop says, “No, but there’s a parrot in the back of your truck kicking chickens out, saying ‘No fuck, no ride!’”