Chickens in a basket
One day two Polish men were walking down the road.
One man had a basket with chickens in it.
At that time he said to the other man, “If you can guess how many chickens are in this basket I’ll give you one of them.”
So the other man says “No, I want two chickens.”
So the man with the chickens says, “I’ll tell you what if you can guess how many chickens are in this basket I’ll give you both of them!”
So the other man says three.