children and politics

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A little boy was playing with a pile of shit, building things. The Republican comes over and says, “Hey little boy, what are you building?”

“I’m building a Democrat,” the little boy answers.

The Republican finds this totally hilarious, and calls over the nearest Democrat and dares him to ask the kid what he’s doing. The Democrat complies.

“So little boy, what are you doing?”

“I’m building a Democrat,” repeats the boy.

“And why are you building a Democrat?” queries the Democrat.

“Well, I don’t have enough shit to make a Republican.”

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