Chinese Spy
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So he hired
a famous Chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and
report any activities that might develop. A few days later,
he received this report:
Most honorable sir:
You leave house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave
house. I follow. He and she get on train. I follow. He and
she go in hotel. I climb tree-look in window. He kiss she.
She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she.
She play with he. I play with me. Fall out of tree, do not see.