Chop Chop

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There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking, minding his own business when, all of a sudden, this great big dude comes in and — WHACK! — he knocks him off the bar stool and says, “That was a karate chop from Korea.”

The little guy thinks, “GEEZ” but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again. All of a sudden, –WHACK! — the big dude knocks him down AGAIN and says, “That was a judo chop from Japan.”

The little guy has had enough of this, so he leaves and is gone for an hour or so. When he comes back — WHACK!!!” — He knocks the big dude off his stool and out cold!!! The little guy looks up at the bartender and says, “When he comes to, tell him that was a crowbar from Sears.”

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