Christmas
(4 votes, average: 5 out of 5)
Loading ...A young boy is riding his new bike down the street on Christmas morning. A polieman on a horse says to the boy, “Did Santa bring you that bike?” The boy says,”Yes he did.” the officer then pulls out a ticket and says to the boy, ” Next time tell Santa to put reflectors on that bike.” He then gives the boy the ticket. The boy asks the cop, “Did santa bring you that horse?” going along with the child the officer replies, ” Yes he did.” The boy then says, “Next time tell santa to put the dick under the horse instead of on top.”