Christmas Gift for The Mailman
It was a week before Christmas and the mailman was delivering the mail to Mrs. O’Brien’s house. When the mailman got to the door, Mrs. O’Brien asked the mailman to come into the house for his Christmas present.
She took him to her bedroom and they did the nasty between the sheets. After the event, the mailman got dressed and was ready to leave. Mrs. O’Brien said, “Oh by the way, here is a dollar for you.”
The mailman was shocked and asked, “I understand why we rolled around in the sheets together but why the dollar bill?”
She replied, “I asked my husband what to give the mailman this year for Christmas and he said, ‘Screw that bastard! Give him a buck!’”