Christmas Ring

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A guy brought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

A friend of his said, “I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-wheel drive vehicles.”

“She did,” he replied. “But where in the hell was I gonna find a fake Jeep?”

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