Chuck’s Nuts
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Loading ...A man walked into a bar with a duck under his arm,and the bartender said”Sorry Sir, no pets allowed.”
The man replied”But this is a special duck, this is Chuck the Duck”
The bartender was puzzled”why is this duck so special?”
The man asked if the bartender had a match,the bartender handed the man a match.
The man lit the match and placed it under Chuck’s right wing, and Chuck started singing “Jingle Bells”.
The man asked for another match, he lit it and placed it under Chuck’s left wing, Chuck started singing “Up on the house Top”.
The bartender asked “I wonder what would happen if you put one under his tail?”
The man asked for a match ,he lit it and placed it under the Chuck’s tail..Chuck replied with
“Chuck’s Nut’s roasting…on an open fire”
