chunks
One night there were two guys sitting around a fire. One guy turns around and says, “Do you want a beer?”
The other guy replies, “No, better not. Last time I got drunk, I blew chunks”.
So they’re still sitting around and about an hour later, the first guy is just wasted. He asked again, “Are you sure you don’t want a beer?”
The second guy says “No, last time I blew chunks.”
The first guy said, “Don’t be a nerd, just do it.”
The second guy goes “Man, you don’t understand. ‘Chunks’ is my dog!”