Classify
In our final class of Anthropology, the revered old Professor lectured about Race.
He lectured that in his opinion there was no such thing as Race.
That every living person was their own individual Race.
And that the only thing we should care about is the Human Race.
A perplexed student stood up and asked the Professor: How do we classify people then.
The Professor then calmly replied: If you must classify someone, there is only one thing you should classify them by.
The student yelled: What’s that?
The Professor replied: Whether or not that person is an Asshole!