Clinton at the Diner
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Loading ...President Clinton walks into a restaurant and is seated in one of the booths. All the waitresses are knock-down gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won’t quit comes to his table.
“What would you like, Mr. President?”
Clinton looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers: “A quickie.”
The waitress stomps off in total disgust. After she regains her composure she returns and asks again: “What would you like, Mr. President?”
Again Clinton thoroughly checks her out and again answers: “A quickie, please.”
This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding “SMACK!” and storms away.
A Secret Service agent, sitting at the next table, leans over and whispers, “Um, Mr. President, I think it’s pronounced ‘QUICHE’.”
