Clinton Goes to Hell
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Loading ...One day, Monica Lewinsky died and went to Hell. Later that day, Clinton died and went to Hell also. He met Satan and Satan said to him, “You have three choices of eternal punishment.”
He opened up the first door and there were people walking around in the flames, screaming in pain.
Bill said, “I really don’t like that one much.”
Satan showed him what was behind another door and there were people whose heads were chopped off and put back on, and chopped off again.
Bill said, “I really don’t like that one much, either.”
Satan showed him what was behind Door #3. In the room, he saw Monica Lewinsky sucking Ken Starr’s dick. Bill said, “I’ll take it!”
Satan grinned and said, “Monica! Stop that! You’ve got a replacement!”