Clinton, Gore & Gates meet God

Bill Clinton and Al Gore are being flown by Bill Gates in his private plane. The plane crashes and all three are killed.

The three ascend to heaven and are met by The Lord. God first asks Gore what he believes. Gore says, “I believe humankind has really messed up the bounteous and beautiful planet that You gave to them. They should be taught to care for it better.” God said he liked Gore’s answer and asked him to take the seat on His left side.

God then asks Clinton what he believes. Clinton says, “I believe that people have become too selfish and cruel. They should be taught to share better and should love one another and treat each other more kindly.” God said he liked Clinton’s answer and asked him to take the seat on His right.

God then asks Gates what he believes. Gates says, “I believe you’re in my seat!”

This joke is filed under Heaven, Religious.